I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

23rd July 2014

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briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

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23rd July 2014

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we should say the things we feel. it doesn’t help to keep it in.

hoje eu quero voltar sozinho (2014)

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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asediado:

upallnightogetloki:

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howardstxrk:

I just learnt how to add tattoo’s to people in photoshop and I got bored.

holy tiny mother jeebus batman on a tricycle, someone hold me now.

…oh…

I think I just came

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23rd July 2014

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clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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nbchannibal:

Tiny Hannibal has packed his bags and is ready to #EatTheCon!
Want to win one of these little guys? Tiny Hannibal will be holding tiny signs (like the one above) around San Diego with portions of a code phrase. He’ll share one piece of that three-part code each day (Thursday - Saturday).
On Saturday, when he releases the final piece of the code, the first FOUR people to get to the Funko Booth at Comic-Con and tell them the full code will get their bloody paws on one of the new Hannibal Funko dolls that won’t even be released until November! There may or may not be consolation prizes for a few more people that aren’t quite as quick to the booth. 
HINT: There are.
For those of you at home, don’t fret! Once you see tiny Hannibal share the final piece of the code on Saturday, tweet us @nbchannibal with the full code AND the #EatTheCon hashtag to be entered for a chance to win an SDCC exclusive Hannibal dolls of your very own.

nbchannibal:

Tiny Hannibal has packed his bags and is ready to #EatTheCon!

Want to win one of these little guys? Tiny Hannibal will be holding tiny signs (like the one above) around San Diego with portions of a code phrase. He’ll share one piece of that three-part code each day (Thursday - Saturday).

On Saturday, when he releases the final piece of the code, the first FOUR people to get to the Funko Booth at Comic-Con and tell them the full code will get their bloody paws on one of the new Hannibal Funko dolls that won’t even be released until November! There may or may not be consolation prizes for a few more people that aren’t quite as quick to the booth. 

HINT: There are.

For those of you at home, don’t fret! Once you see tiny Hannibal share the final piece of the code on Saturday, tweet us @nbchannibal with the full code AND the #EatTheCon hashtag to be entered for a chance to win an SDCC exclusive Hannibal dolls of your very own.

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23rd July 2014

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Kez you are a fool of a child and I am disappointed in you, son.

I apologise, mama. I am weak and feeble when it comes to such matters.

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23rd July 2014

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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23rd July 2014

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tentacleface, Amy. I did a stupid thing. I watched an episode of Lewis and now I’m reading fic again and I can’t stop. There is something so very wrong with me that I keep going back to destroying my childhood institutions…

I don’t expect you to do anything to help or even to care, I just wanted to let you know in case I end up sending crying texts in the night complaining about my idiocy. This way, you have a pre-existing and coherent reason for being pissed off with me about it.

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22nd July 2014

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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22nd July 2014

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one time in music class this guy called a sharp a hashtag and our teacher sent him to the office

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22nd July 2014

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assgardian:

boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato

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22nd July 2014

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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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