I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from we are the undead with 18,590 notes

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from we are the undead with 156,184 notes

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Geekette lost in Tumblr with 4,394 notes

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2nd September 2014

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sea-snakes:

ofleaves:

lord-kitschener:

dbvictoria:

7-week old pallas kittens

Click the link.  There is video.  You will die from the cute.

little baby hatefluffs

sea-snakes WHOOP WHOOP PALLAS ALERT

LOOK AT THEIR FUZZY LITTLE FEET THOUGH

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2nd September 2014

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Geekette lost in Tumblr with 3,894 notes

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from i don't need a hero with 7,762 notes

nubbsgalore:

the bioluminescent noctiluca scintillans — an algae known otherwise as sea sparkle — of australia’s jervis bay. photos by (click pic) andy hutchinson, joanne paquette and naomi paquette. see also: more bioluminescence posts)

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from i don't need a hero with 86,131 notes

weles:

probablystilladoreyou:

 #Moments like that. #Moments when Thor shut Loki down so quickly and without thinking. #I bet those moments haunted Thor forever once he saw how mad Loki had become.

#you can already see the guilt in his eyes in that second gif #he knows #he fucking knows 

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2nd September 2014

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darkphoenixsaga:

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

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2nd September 2014

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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2nd September 2014

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mycroftisthequeenofengland:

Mark Gatiss as the Curate Ronald Hawes in Miss Marple: Murder at the Vicarage

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2nd September 2014

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token18:

Gotta love Deadpool

token18:

Gotta love Deadpool

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2nd September 2014

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lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

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2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from we are the undead with 16,331 notes

Nobody tells Harry anything by loleia

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2nd September 2014

Chat reblogged from Here's to Trying Something New with 612,973 notes

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - Are you insecure. What about?
  • K - What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.

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