I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

20th April 2014

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the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp
Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp

Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

Source: the-devilish-diner

20th April 2014

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krisjustus:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

The most gpoy.

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20th April 2014

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20th April 2014

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20th April 2014

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haanigram:

danish-cravings:

Murder Husbands! AU

That one AU where Hannibal and Will escape to Europe together and live happily ever after.

*RIPS OFF SHIRT AND BREAKS THROUGH YOUR WALL* MURDER HUSBANDSSSSSSS ON THE RUNNNNNN

Source: danish-cravings

19th April 2014

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floateron:

queenitsy:

#and that’s his entire character #don’t touch it #GONNA TOUCH IT #don’t go looking for that body in the woods #GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT BODY IN THE WOODS #don’t antagonize the psychotic geriatric hunter who’s just kidnapped you from a sports field full of poeple #GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE PSYCHOTIC GERIATRIC HUNTER (rubykatewriting)

don’t antagonize the the trapped alpha GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE ALPHA run away! GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE don’t hang out with werewolves NEW BEST FRIENDS don’t get involved I’M INVOLVED call your dad stiles NOPE write an essay on economics DID YOU SAY CIRCUMCISION you’re not gay I COULD BE

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19th April 2014

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hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

Tagged: reblogi queue therefore i am

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19th April 2014

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19th April 2014

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so let me get this straight:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

girls are fucking badass.

Tagged: reblogi queue therefore i am

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19th April 2014

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the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

Tagged: reblogi queue therefore i am

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19th April 2014

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Tagged: reblogi queue therefore i am

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19th April 2014

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starkindustriesonline:

dimlylitclown:

starkindustriesonline:

(( lfdkjvlfk whaaat. Well, regardless of your reasoning, I can’t deny my desire for squishes and hugs, nor my love for you as well :D If only we had ever managed a tree to span the ocean between us, it might be possible ))

Unfortunately I am death to trees and plants. Multiple attempts to make it grow failed =(

(( Baaah. Dumb trees. *snuggles* Ah well. One day, we will meet again. And it will be glorious.

I love you muchly, darlin’. <3 ))

It will be the most glorious thing to happen since our first meeting. There will be nests and cuddles and us refusing to let you leave

19th April 2014

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starkindustriesonline:

I feel like I haven’t fully expressed my love for you, you brilliant, adorable, amazon person, you. I wish I was near you right now so I could squish you into a hug =D

(( lfdkjvlfk whaaat. Well, regardless of your reasoning, I can’t deny my desire for squishes and hugs, nor my love for you as well :D If only we had ever managed a tree to span the ocean between us, it might be possible ))

Unfortunately I am death to trees and plants. Multiple attempts to make it grow failed =(

19th April 2014

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Have you ever woken up and just not wanted to be you?

Tagged: tw: depressioni can't help it sometimesI regret being me so muchi'm so sorry

19th April 2014

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