I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

31st August 2014

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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31st August 2014

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neil-gaiman:

gameofthorins:

I want to spend a day in the mind of Neil Gaiman, honestly. 

You really don’t. It’s weird in here. Also I think that thing over there in the corner of my mind is moving.

Don’t look. Maybe it won’t see us.

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31st August 2014

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franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

image

GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

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31st August 2014

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yourroyalpenis:

gaezedkriel:

keylimepie:

accountant-in-a-can:

punkrockluna:

bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

gouthesupermanager:

flameoflight:

well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.

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31st August 2014

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fangirl-of-epic-everythings:

pockyseeker:

causeloveisallivegot:

fangirl-of-epic-everythings:

Guys.

People

Who

Fucking

Cosplay

Deadpool

Fucking

Deserve

All

the

Fucking

Awards.



I

Pretty sure that it’s a contractual obligation to give no fucks when cosplaying Deadpool.

Amen.

fangirl-of-epic-everythings:

pockyseeker:

causeloveisallivegot:

fangirl-of-epic-everythings:

Guys.

People

Who

Fucking

Cosplay

Deadpool

Fucking

Deserve

All

the

Fucking

Awards.

I

Pretty sure that it’s a contractual obligation to give no fucks when cosplaying Deadpool.

Amen.

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31st August 2014

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drthmaul:

neairaalenko:

There was a truly INCREDIBLE amount of shade being thrown about this on Facebook. That dude’s comment was only one of like 83462987. A small selection:

image

image

Like a machine gun going off.

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31st August 2014

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cybernetic-death-kitty:

im like 10% human and 90% RoosterTeeth 

Tagged: reblogall ash's faultshe introduced meshe knew i would fall in lovewith those bastardsgoddamnit ash

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31st August 2014

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Just want to give a shoutout to wexeatxthexrude and scarymissmerry  for being adorable folks who are also awesome enough to agree to chaperone my stupid arse around America if I manage to save up.

Also, just because I love Ash and am excited to meet Holly. So, yeah. Shoutout to those guys!

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31st August 2014

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princessloon:

if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.

Tagged: reblogthis was mewhen trying to get amy and rhia to watch rvbi was already a few series inand just restarted for thembut they would not watchi was heartbrokenbut still giggledgrifmy babyand caboosei love all of themfucking adorable shitheads

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31st August 2014

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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31st August 2014

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31st August 2014

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

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30th August 2014

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witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

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30th August 2014

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Geoff Ramsey is an adorable little shit with adorable little shit family members. And adorable little shit friends. Everything about Geoff Ramsey is an adorable little shit.

Tagged: seriouslygriffon and milliethe other achievement huntersthe rest of roosterteethall adorable little shitsgodfuckingdamnit

30th August 2014

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thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

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