tentacleface, Amy. I did a stupid thing. I watched an episode of Lewis and now I’m reading fic again and I can’t stop. There is something so very wrong with me that I keep going back to destroying my childhood institutions…
I don’t expect you to do anything to help or even to care, I just wanted to let you know in case I end up sending crying texts in the night complaining about my idiocy. This way, you have a pre-existing and coherent reason for being pissed off with me about it.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.”—
“do you dare me?”—an ancient proverb meaning “I want to do this ridiculous thing that is likely to have bad consequences but if it goes badly I want to be able to blame literally anybody else but myself and frankly you’ll do” (via dajo42)
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing
I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif