Howling Mad

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

(Source: louistomlinslon)

justlikedisney:

loriarty:

wreck-it-rogers:

The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.

Not only that, but he’s also trying to negotiate having his pay LOWERED so that they could get more.

(Source: lestrahde)

thefrogman:

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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling)

castiel is 9000% over your shit

(Source: jennycockles)

(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)

dummystark:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

And I’m allergic to them all, wheeeeee!

plot twist:: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

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the-beautiful-world:

THIS

IS

NOT

FUCKING

OKAY.

DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED MILLIONS.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL.

YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.

did-you-kno:

Source

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

determamfidd:

blktauna:

I want the kind of love they have, one day.

It’s like being at my grandparents’ house… <3

excuse me while I spaz over Sir Ian McKellan and Sir Derek Jacobi OMGUYFOLY FOUYTOLUYF GLJHG KJM<B MM B*(&_&(*^_(%

FORFUCKINGEVER

(Source: booasaur)

Howling Mad

Fine Folk

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

Listen here you little fucks.