I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

23rd July 2014

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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23rd July 2014

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tentacleface, Amy. I did a stupid thing. I watched an episode of Lewis and now I’m reading fic again and I can’t stop. There is something so very wrong with me that I keep going back to destroying my childhood institutions…

I don’t expect you to do anything to help or even to care, I just wanted to let you know in case I end up sending crying texts in the night complaining about my idiocy. This way, you have a pre-existing and coherent reason for being pissed off with me about it.

Tagged: amy i'm sorryi do it to myself

22nd July 2014

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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22nd July 2014

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26mb:

one time in music class this guy called a sharp a hashtag and our teacher sent him to the office

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22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from Spider Hotline How May I Help? with 9,205 notes

assgardian:

boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato

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22nd July 2014

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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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22nd July 2014

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complexoctopus:

boxlunches:

kinkyconcepts:

bolinator:

djazzy:

ximune:

did-you-kno:

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I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher, her boyfriend, and her mother. Her own siblings thought she was pregnant!I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

holy shit. this is fucking awesome

I read this chick’s book! It was so cool.

Her book is The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez

Pretty sure I reblogged something about this in the past, but now someone’s posted a book title and I want to read this book

It’s amazing how some women are made to believe that the point of their lives are to have children, and then when they have children they are shunned beyond belief.

complexoctopus:

boxlunches:

kinkyconcepts:

bolinator:

djazzy:

ximune:

did-you-kno:

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I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher, her boyfriend, and her mother. Her own siblings thought she was pregnant!

I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.

The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

holy shit. this is fucking awesome

I read this chick’s book! It was so cool.

Her book is The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez

Pretty sure I reblogged something about this in the past, but now someone’s posted a book title and I want to read this book

It’s amazing how some women are made to believe that the point of their lives are to have children, and then when they have children they are shunned beyond belief.

Source: did-you-kno

22nd July 2014

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demiohgod:

James: Lily’s pregnant

Remus: are you serious?!

*crash*

*cat screech*

James: damnit Remus we talked about this

*glass shattering*

*bang*

*sirius falls through wall*

Sirius: NO BUT I AM

Remus:

James:

Sirius: wait what

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22nd July 2014

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[korvar] (more behind the gifs)

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22nd July 2014

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do you dare me?
— an ancient proverb meaning “I want to do this ridiculous thing that is likely to have bad consequences but if it goes badly I want to be able to blame literally anybody else but myself and frankly you’ll do” (via dajo42)

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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guiltyhipster:

The Mad Hatter and the March Hare went insane because they witnessed all that tea being dumped into the Boston Harbor. 

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22nd July 2014

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

bonapurple:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me

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