I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

1st July 2012


nikolestarling said: Darling Kez, light of my tumblr... You look ravishing tonight and talking to you always fills me with glee. I've been up for over 24 hours, and must work tomorrow, but coffee and energy drinks were invented for that purpose. The family is camped out and asleep in the living room, plus Aster (the baby) and minus Braelynne (the four year old who is at her dad's) and I'm watching Spike and Drusilla being all sexy and such. I hope you had a grand night out, luv.

Haha, I’m not quite sure what to say to that, luv XD Thank you, though. Talking to you fills me with much joy as well ^^

You should probably get some sleep soon, though, or else your brain will melt in your head and run out of your ears.

I had as much fun as I could when I hadn’t really wanted to go out anyway and ended up spending nearly a fiver on bus travel because two buses broke down. Then I lost my headphones. It was sad. Still, it was good to actually leave the house for once XD And I impressed some members of a heavy metal band because I used to sing Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter in primary school. Because I’m awesome XD I hope you had a grand night as well, love.

… This turned out to be a lot longer than I meant it to…