I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

20th January 2014

Question

nikoledarling asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and send to 10 of your favorite followers. :)

This has been in my ask for a whiiiiiiilleee.

1) I have a broad spectrum of general knowledge.

2) I have pretty eyes?

3) I am master of the feline race.

4) I have been told I have a good sense of humour.

5) I can reach things my mum can’t.

Now, instead of putting it in ask boxes, because I’m lazy, I’m tagging you.

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8th August 2013

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I want to start talking to people, but am intimidated by their awesome.

You should all know who you are. Because you’re awesome.

But, yeah, I’m tagging you all anyway so that you are fully aware that you are so full of awesome you actually intimidate me.

Kind of like a follow forever but in tags. And missing out awesome people who I’m not scared of. They’re still awesome, though.

This post got longer than I meant it to…

Tagged: aperitifdecuriositespringloadeddeathvaginatheinfamousmisspottslittlemissstarknormalontheoutsideactuallyimthecaptainsaxonspsychiatriststarkroadsevilphilcoulsontheenigmawalkingxabovexperditiondummystarkincognitomessengerladramaticoentranceluigimotherfuckinglargoanniepandachibularmarksmanbartontoo much awesomeyou all actually scare me with your awesome

12th November 2012

Question

dummystark asked: You are Kez. That is your reason.

You may have a point there, my dear.

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4th November 2012

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starkcisist:

I’ve been tagged by: Kaitlyn

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged.

1. Top 5 fictional characters? 

  • Sherlock Holmes, Arthur Dent, Hermione Granger, Augustus Waters, Crowley

2. Favorite season and why?

  • I think I like the summer the best. The slight sense of freedom, the swimming, running barefoot, fires, outdoor movies, fireworks, barbecues, everything.

3. If you could dye your hair to any color, would you and what to?

  • I have dyed my hair, and I like darker colors. I thought about dying it a darker auburn again, or a dark brown, or black.

4. What are your two biggest fears?

  • Failure and needles

5. What are your favorite scents/smells?

  • Apple Pie, the smell of a library, the smell of fresh brewed tea, the smell of a kitchen in use.

6. Will you marry me?

  • Sweetheart, we’re both against marriage. I still love you, though.

7. Cats or hedgehogs?

  • Hedgehogs, hands down. I’m not a big fan of cats, to be honest.

8. Favorite flavor of: ice cream, lollipop, kool-aid, jelly, pudding and jello

  • Moosetracks ice cream. Cherry kool-aid. Cherry Cola lollypops (the Dum-Dums ones, with all the different flavors). I love blackberry jam. Chocolate pudding, always. And either cherry or lime jello. 

9. Write me a haiku about cats. This isn’t a question, it is a demand.

            I do not like cats.

     You are welcome to like cats.

           I just don’t like cats.

10. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

  • See, I’m a Biology fan myself, so this one isn’t so much philosophical  as much as it is phylogenetic. Dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens came into existence  Therefore, the egg came first.

11. Is your refrigerator running?

  • YES. AFTER A FEW DAYS WITHOUT POWER, MY FRIDGE IS RUNNING.

My Questions:

  1. Who is your favorite composer (classical or otherwise)? I’ve never really thought about it. I sort of like John Souza, but I’ve only really heard one piece he’s done.
  2. Given the chance, would you ever have kids? No. Hell no. Kids freak me out. Just no.
  3. If you’re an RP blog, why did you choose the muse that you did? Or did the muse pick you, so to speak? I kind of roleplay myself, so I think the muse and I are just sort of stuck to each other.
  4. List 5 talents besides writing. Erm… 1) Creating bizarre meals out of limited available ingredients 2) Confusing people in arguments to the point where they give up 3) Being able to lift heavy objects while having almost no upper body strength 4) … I can’t think of two more talents… Is that a talent? Never being able to think of enough things when given a numerical target?
  5. List 5 things that you love about yourself. This one is mandatory. Oh, man… 1) I like my eyes? 2) I like my sarcasm. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy 3) I like that I tower over a lot of the people I know. Or even just being a couple inches taller than them. I love it. 4) I like my ability to sleep almost anywhere. I slept on my bedroom floor at my mothers for about two months simply because I was too lazy to move back onto the bed XD 5) I like how I’ve managed to go 5 days without a cigarette and have yet to kill someone.
  6. What fandoms are you a part of? Sherlock, Doctor Who, The Avengers, Supernatural, Good Omens, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Discworld, The Thick of It, I was briefly part of the Lewis fandom, The Mighty Boosh, Torchwood, Life on Mars, Black Books
  7. Why do you talk to/ associate with/ write with/ follow me? Because you’re funny, amazing to talk to, an awesome person and a quality writer/blog in general. I would be stupid to not talk to you.
  8. What is your favorite time period (Like a decade or era, and you can have multiples)? I don’t particularly have one. Every era has things that would have pissed me off.
  9. What is your favorite poem? I don’t have one.
  10. Share with me one of your favorite quotes. Hmm… Well, there’s the one I got tattooed onto my back: I can resist anything except temptation.
  11. White chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate, and what would you pair it with? Milk chocolate. Anything. I just love milk chocolate XD

MY QUESTIONS

1) What’s your favourite book?

2) What’s your favourite scary movie?

3) What’s your lifelong dream?

4) What got you into writing/drawing/whatever the hell kind of art you’re into? Give me a break, I’ve not been awake long.

5) What’s your favourite food?

6) Can a bee be said to be, or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

7) Where are you right now?

8) Where do you think I am?

9) Look, a squirrel!

10) How is it that you can never find socks when you need them?

11) Why is there a bottle of sambuca in my washing machine?

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19th October 2012

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I see all of you. I hate you all. You are evil.

Tagged: dummystarkstarkindustriesonlinetheinfamousmisspottsthescarymisspottsstop promoting mebadvery bad

14th October 2012

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Okay, I’ve just remembered that I’m married to Wade and Dummy.

All this and I didn’t have any alcohol last night.

Well, then.

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9th October 2012

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Help Wanted {Open rp}

dummystark:

Dummy was abit anxious. He didn’t understand why, he was just jumpy and on the edge of tears. This made no sense. He didn’t have a reason to be like this and yet he was. He curled up on the couch, hugging a pillow, as he blinked back the tears, hoping some Disney movies would help.

Kez wandered in from the kitchen, leaning against the door frame as she sipped at her coffee, looking over at her friend, head tilting to one side. “Dum. You okay over there, luv?” she queried, frowning slightly. She pushed herself off the frame, walking to sit next to him on the couch, gently resting a hand on his side.

Tagged: dummystark

9th October 2012

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dummystark replied to your post: I need new friends.

……….

It is a long story, darling.

Tagged: dummystark

8th October 2012

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Because Dummy!mun reminded me of this song, I had to get you all to listen to it.

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3rd October 2012

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Food.
Food.

… So, I’ll just go cook, then?

Tagged: starkindustriesonlinedummystark

3rd October 2012

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dummystark:

dimlylitclown:

dummystark:

YOU CANNN.

BUT I CAN’T! ESPECIALLY NOT SINCE I HAVE TO GO OUT ANYWAY TO PICK UP SOME PACKAGES THAT WERE LEFT WITH OUR NEIGHBOURS.

YES YOU CAN! THINK OF THE MONEY YOU SAVE!

BUT DELICIOUS NICOTINE!!

Tagged: dummystarkit saves me having this dilemma tomorrow anyway XD

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3rd October 2012

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dummystark:

dimlylitclown:

dummystark:

dimlylitclown:

dummystark replied to your post: So tempted to just give in and buy some…

NO. OR DUMMY WILL CRY.

BUT THE NICOTINE.

THE NICOTINE!!

I’M AN ADDICT, I CAN’T HELP IT.

YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS!

NOOOO. IT’S HOLD IS TOO STRONG.

YOU CANNN.

BUT I CAN’T! ESPECIALLY NOT SINCE I HAVE TO GO OUT ANYWAY TO PICK UP SOME PACKAGES THAT WERE LEFT WITH OUR NEIGHBOURS.

Tagged: dummystarkyou have a point there...but usually i go for buying it in the evening and then saving half for tomorrow

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3rd October 2012

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dummystark:

dimlylitclown:

dummystark replied to your post: So tempted to just give in and buy some…

NO. OR DUMMY WILL CRY.

BUT THE NICOTINE.

THE NICOTINE!!

I’M AN ADDICT, I CAN’T HELP IT.

YOU CAN DEFEAT THIS!

NOOOO. IT’S HOLD IS TOO STRONG.

Tagged: dummystarki have been advised to save my moneyand cook some chips insteadbut may end up having pizza for dinner later

Source: dimlylitclown

3rd October 2012

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dummystark replied to your post: So tempted to just give in and buy some…

NO. OR DUMMY WILL CRY.

BUT THE NICOTINE.

THE NICOTINE!!

I’M AN ADDICT, I CAN’T HELP IT.

Tagged: dummystarkalso trying to decide if i want to order pizzai'm tempted tobut i had some not too long ago

1st October 2012

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Shit, why did no one tell me it was two o’clock? I have to go sleep now, so I don’t die tomorrow.

I dunno. Message me if I owe or when you reply so I can find the posts in the morning? Or tag me. Whatever.

Tagged: sleep timecan't remember everyone i have threads withi think...themouthymercfrostprincelokistarkcisistaislinnriderdummystarki think that's all of youit's just some of you i have multiple threads