I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

26th June 2012

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@ Tony @ Lawson

I actually have rational fears on occasion. Although, I am adamant that my fear of woodlice is rational. Bitches could be planning something and no one would know until it’s too late because they’re so dismissive of the idea, saying “Oh, what could a woodlouse do to us?” ANYTHING! You never know. They’re sneaky little fuckers.

Lawson. I am not going to make my nearest, cheapest pizza place fear me. That is just silly.

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26th June 2012

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@ Tony @ Lawson

It really does. I am also scared that if I make a scene they’ll ban me. And they do make good pizza. Even if they’ve put mushrooms on the fuckers twice.

… No, Lawson. You scary man.

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26th June 2012

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@ Tony @ Lawman @ Loki

Aaah, it’s fine, muchacho, Loki will look after me and make sure I’m not being stupid. I would make a scene but it means hunting down the actual pizza place and shouting at them. That is too far outside.

That is some multitasking skill you got there, Lawman XD

…Are you mocking me, Lokes? Because that’s just mean =P

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22nd June 2012

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The song Special K pretty much sums up how I feel when I’m talking to all you guys.

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20th June 2012

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@ Lawman

Thought it might have been. I like your style.

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19th June 2012

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@ Lawman

No! Bad Lawson!

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18th June 2012

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@ Lawson

Oh, harsh, dude. You gon’ broke my heart.

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10th June 2012

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@ Lawson

No, my rent means I can’t go to your birthday =(

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