I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

11th August 2012

Photo reblogged from ZWEI! RAIZOU! with 19 notes

tentacleface:

Kez is an ungrateful lover.

I just found the picture of our tummies again, Amy. Pahahaha. Tummy. I wanna prod it.
Also, why do I look vaguely pinky gold and you so damn white? I am not happy about that.
Why aren’t I pale?

tentacleface:

Kez is an ungrateful lover.

I just found the picture of our tummies again, Amy. Pahahaha. Tummy. I wanna prod it.

Also, why do I look vaguely pinky gold and you so damn white? I am not happy about that.

Why aren’t I pale?

Tagged: tentaclefacei look a lot paler normallyamy has worked some magici don't even knowthis amuses meso i am reblogging it