I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

I am also, apparently, the "chew toy" or "belonging" of Loki (frostprinceloki) and Tony Stark (starkindustriesonline). I sometimes accidentally roleplay myself but for the most part, this is my personal.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

9th April 2014

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"You know there are plenty of blankets around here to hide under if that’s all you needed." Tony squeezed her tightly again, resting his chin on top of her head. "I would definitely prefer that you not do it again. Come take up my couch or make me buy you doughnuts or something. Disappearing is for losers and assholes. Which you might be, but not to me."

Smiling sadly, Kez tightened her grip on Tony. “Unfortunately it was the alone kinda hiding for the most part, luv. But I’m getting better at the whole not needing it thing, so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem in the future.” A laugh startled out of her at his comment, shoving her head further into Tony’s shoulder in an attempt to stifle it. “That does sound awfully tempting, darling. And I may not be an arsehole to you but only because you’re the same for me, luv. Well, other reasons, including my fondness for you, but you get the idea.”

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4th April 2014

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He loosened his grip on her as she pulled back a little, giving her own hair a ruffle in return for her mussing his own. “Missed you too, jerk. Who do you think you are disappearing on me like that, Loki?” He planted a kiss square on her forehead before he finally released her. “But you’re lucky, because I forgive you for it.”

She ducked her head away after he ruffled it, shrugging. “You know me. Sometimes I’ve just got to wander off, do a thing, hide under a blanket for a while and then come back and invade your privacy.” She grinned up at him as he kissed her forehead, tugging him back into another hug as soon as she was released, nuzzling into Tony’s shoulder. “I’ll try not to do it again. Or at least, if I do, I’ll send you a text. Or something.”

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11th March 2014

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starkindustriesonline replied to your post “I’m noping out and going back to watching Teen Wolf and reading A-Team…”

(( I’M SORRY IT’S ONLY HALF MY FAULT. THE REST IS RHIA. AND SHE INSPIRES HEARTBREAK EVEN WHEN SHE’S NOT HERE SO YEAH. WELCOME TO MY LIFE X’D ))

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT. MY LITTLE HEART WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL EMOTIONS ASH IT WAS MADE TO PUMP BLOOD EMOTIONS ARE BEYOND IT’S UNDERSTANDING

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11th March 2014

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I’m noping out and going back to watching Teen Wolf and reading A-Team fanfiction because GODDAMN IT ASH THAT WAS HEARTBREAKING AND IT SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BUT IT WAS AND GAH

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9th March 2014

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He hadn’t bothered to look up before, but he knew that voice. He spun around on his stool, grinning as Kez crossed over to him. He hauled her close into a tight embrace. “Jesus Christ, where’ve you been? I thought you might’ve drowned yourself in tea or something.”

She laughed as he pulled her into a hug, arms going around him to return the embrace. “Well, I’ve not drowned in tea, but there’s a slight chance of suffocation if you don’t let up a little, darling.” Grinning, she extracted herself a little, ruffling at Tony’s hair. “God, I’ve missed you.”

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8th March 2014

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"Normally I’d ask who the hell let you up here, especially when I’m in work mode, but first, grab me those blueprints off the workbench there. I’m in the middle of something."

"And here I thought you’d have missed me, luv," Kez reached an arm out to snag the blueprint, eyes flicking over it vaguely and taking nothing in before passing it on to Tony with a wide grin. "Long time no see, Tony. Whachu workin’ on?"

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20th January 2014

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nikoledarling asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and send to 10 of your favorite followers. :)

This has been in my ask for a whiiiiiiilleee.

1) I have a broad spectrum of general knowledge.

2) I have pretty eyes?

3) I am master of the feline race.

4) I have been told I have a good sense of humour.

5) I can reach things my mum can’t.

Now, instead of putting it in ask boxes, because I’m lazy, I’m tagging you.

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13th November 2013

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(( oh hey I got some candy cane flavored pop rocks that I’m gonna send you three for Christmas. Just FYI. XD ))

JOIDslegfirptkfoajfladjfoirwjtg f

I will finally make and send that pie. Hopefully XD

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12th November 2013

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dimlylitclown asked: "You are my Tony now. I lay claim for matters of Kez-ness. I mean, Anthony can still do what he wants, but you, Tony. You are mine. First order of business? Snuggles."

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"For matters of Kez-ness, huh? Well, I guess I don’t have the authority to override Kez-ness." He grinned, tugging her into a tight embrace. "Looks like I’m all yours. At least until Loki starts getting possessive again."

She wrinkled her nose. “I could do so many things but unfortunately your counterpart, your God and possible feelings of incest prevent it. Which is truly a shame.” She snorted, rolling her eyes. “Because we’d blatantly be so hot together.” She finished drily. Kez’s face crumpled as Tony spoke of what had happened in her absence, worrying on her lip as she tried to sift through all the thoughts suddenly dashing through her mind into some form of coherence. In lieu of her ability to react to his news, her arms wrapped around his neck again, burying her face between her arm and Tony’s face, squeezing him close to her.

"I think those last two are the biggest threat at this point. My counterpart is kind of flaming gay and therefore not at all interested in anything that would require you to be in bed with me." He smiled, but it didn’t last long before the more serious subject chased it away. He squeezed her closer, arms around her waist. "Hey, hey, Kez, don’t worry about me. I’m fine, you know. And you should really focus on that last part. The part where I proposed to the God of Mischief and didn’t get set on fire. Cause I like that part more than the other parts."

"He may at least find the boobs amusing in a vague way, but, yeah. There’s nothing here to interest him. Well, unless I remember how to make pie. I apparently make a good pie… Which wouldn’t actually end up with bed… Okay, I’ve confused myself there." Wriggling closer into Tony’s embrace, she let out a soft huff of laughter. "You know he’s too much of a sap when it comes to you to even contemplate setting you on fire. He’s a secret romantic. But that is definitely an awesome part. The awesomest." She wriggled a hand out of the hug to gently prod Tony in the side. "And I better be involved in any wedding there may or may not be."

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31st October 2013

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Also, Ash, I started Bioshock.

I don’t like the Splicer things. Or whatever they’re called. And I’m trying to get into the Fisheries place, I think but I got lost on my way back there and now I’m just running around in circles D=

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29th October 2013

Question

starkindustriesonline asked: [slaps ass] pass this onto the next ten people on your dash

Well, if that didn’t fully wake me up, I don’t know what will…

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26th October 2013

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@ Ash

The maps can be wrong, I admit. Luckily, with this, my neighbour knows where the exit door is as to get to IKEA, she has to go past it. I was panicking a little about the time scale until she told me that.

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26th October 2013

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@ Ash

Ah, see, I always tend to do that through extensive use of Google Maps. I stare at all the routes very carefully until they are seared into my brain.

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25th October 2013

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dimlylitclown asked: "You are my Tony now. I lay claim for matters of Kez-ness. I mean, Anthony can still do what he wants, but you, Tony. You are mine. First order of business? Snuggles."

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"For matters of Kez-ness, huh? Well, I guess I don’t have the authority to override Kez-ness." He grinned, tugging her into a tight embrace. "Looks like I’m all yours. At least until Loki starts getting possessive again."

"I am good at it." She chuckled, ducking her head away from his chin. "Is this the Idunn thing rearing it’s head?" Kez pouted. "You’re my favourite drinking buddy. Please, darling, tell me that the blowing up is a euphemism and there were no actual explosions. Because if there were actual explosions, I am going to have to bundle you up in blankets and keep you in bed for a month." She paused. "And not in the fun way."

"Well, mostly a euphemism?" He chuckled, and tugged at a lock of her hair. "Now, don’t make empty threats like that. What else are you going to do with a Stark in bed for a month?" He waggled his eyebrows, but then his smile faded a little as he returned to the more serious topic at hand. "But uh, yeah. Explosion-type things in the form of what’s been up with me and Loki, and Anthony. Lots of the usual fan favorites like dishonesty and fighting and distance and then a whole lot of making up and trying to move on with our lives." He shrugged. "Better get him to show you the ring, though. I spent a lot of time piecing that thing together by hand for him."

She wrinkled her nose. “I could do so many things but unfortunately your counterpart, your God and possible feelings of incest prevent it. Which is truly a shame.” She snorted, rolling her eyes. “Because we’d blatantly be so hot together.” She finished drily. Kez’s face crumpled as Tony spoke of what had happened in her absence, worrying on her lip as she tried to sift through all the thoughts suddenly dashing through her mind into some form of coherence. In lieu of her ability to react to his news, her arms wrapped around his neck again, burying her face between her arm and Tony’s face, squeezing him close to her.

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20th October 2013

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dimlylitclown asked: "You are my Tony now. I lay claim for matters of Kez-ness. I mean, Anthony can still do what he wants, but you, Tony. You are mine. First order of business? Snuggles."

starkindustriesonline:

dimlylitclown:

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"For matters of Kez-ness, huh? Well, I guess I don’t have the authority to override Kez-ness." He grinned, tugging her into a tight embrace. "Looks like I’m all yours. At least until Loki starts getting possessive again."

"That’s true. I miss him. Sometimes. When he’s feeling less dickish." She sighed, hooking her chin onto Tony’s shoulder. "I accidentally hermited again. It sucked. Missed you, though. I think we need to raise some havoc. Or, you know. Drink something and sass people.” Huffing a quiet laugh, she gave Tony a squeeze. “They both seem like equally ‘us’ activities.”

"So I noticed. You only go missing for so long when you’re hermit-ing." Tony grinned, and nudged her cheek with his chin. "I’m a little harder to get drunk than the last time we hung out properly. But I think I could manage it for you." Hard to believe things had once been so much simpler. "At least you went missing while everything was blowing up. A lot of it’s calmed down more recently. Probably safer that you hermited for a while.”

"I am good at it." She chuckled, ducking her head away from his chin. "Is this the Idunn thing rearing it’s head?" Kez pouted. "You’re my favourite drinking buddy. Please, darling, tell me that the blowing up is a euphemism and there were no actual explosions. Because if there were actual explosions, I am going to have to bundle you up in blankets and keep you in bed for a month." She paused. "And not in the fun way."

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