I'm Kez. I'm British, have tendencies to be sarcastic, cynical and also to make disturbing innuendoes and bizarre references.

Welcome to the madhouse, kids.

5th May 2014

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1st May 2014

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@ Ash

Now I’m simultaneously counting sheep, wondering how you know who Bill Oddie is and trying to work out the water thing…

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30th April 2014

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dimlylitclown said: *boops nose* DEAL WITH IT!

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"Christ, Kez."

"You told me not to let you miss me. So, at random points, I’m going to pop up out of nowhere and boop your nose."

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30th April 2014

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Woke up, read psychological facts Ash sent me to help me sleep and nearly fell back to sleep. Thank you, my darling, for your help and if I have difficulty again, I shall use them ^^

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29th April 2014

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Today, my mission is, do something useful for my mother, remember the other thing I was supposed to do, go to the doctor and then boop everyone’s nose. Not in that particular order as I have already commenced the nose bopping part.

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26th April 2014

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Hard to argue with that. He knew all too well how it felt sometimes to want to lock yourself away and just allow yourself to mope alone for a while. But Tony just laughed again and gave her back a solid pat before leaning back a little so he could look down at her. “Well, I’m fond of you too. So come hassle me for attention from now on, don’t make me miss you so much. Even if it’s not quite like it used to be, it’d be better than all this radio silence I’ve been getting from your side of the world these days.”

"Yes, daddy, I will do exactly what you say." Kez teased, grinning at Tony happily. "I’ll hassle you all the time. And come watch you work. But that’s a little ‘cause it’s hilarious to watch you flail when you suddenly remember there’s someone else in the room." Untangling herself from Tony’s grip, she took a few steps back from him, grin turning mischievous. "I’m sure I’ll find plenty of ways to make sure you don’t miss me for a long time."

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9th April 2014

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"You know there are plenty of blankets around here to hide under if that’s all you needed." Tony squeezed her tightly again, resting his chin on top of her head. "I would definitely prefer that you not do it again. Come take up my couch or make me buy you doughnuts or something. Disappearing is for losers and assholes. Which you might be, but not to me."

Smiling sadly, Kez tightened her grip on Tony. “Unfortunately it was the alone kinda hiding for the most part, luv. But I’m getting better at the whole not needing it thing, so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem in the future.” A laugh startled out of her at his comment, shoving her head further into Tony’s shoulder in an attempt to stifle it. “That does sound awfully tempting, darling. And I may not be an arsehole to you but only because you’re the same for me, luv. Well, other reasons, including my fondness for you, but you get the idea.”

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4th April 2014

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He loosened his grip on her as she pulled back a little, giving her own hair a ruffle in return for her mussing his own. “Missed you too, jerk. Who do you think you are disappearing on me like that, Loki?” He planted a kiss square on her forehead before he finally released her. “But you’re lucky, because I forgive you for it.”

She ducked her head away after he ruffled it, shrugging. “You know me. Sometimes I’ve just got to wander off, do a thing, hide under a blanket for a while and then come back and invade your privacy.” She grinned up at him as he kissed her forehead, tugging him back into another hug as soon as she was released, nuzzling into Tony’s shoulder. “I’ll try not to do it again. Or at least, if I do, I’ll send you a text. Or something.”

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11th March 2014

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starkindustriesonline replied to your post “I’m noping out and going back to watching Teen Wolf and reading A-Team…”

(( I’M SORRY IT’S ONLY HALF MY FAULT. THE REST IS RHIA. AND SHE INSPIRES HEARTBREAK EVEN WHEN SHE’S NOT HERE SO YEAH. WELCOME TO MY LIFE X’D ))

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS SHIT. MY LITTLE HEART WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL EMOTIONS ASH IT WAS MADE TO PUMP BLOOD EMOTIONS ARE BEYOND IT’S UNDERSTANDING

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11th March 2014

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I’m noping out and going back to watching Teen Wolf and reading A-Team fanfiction because GODDAMN IT ASH THAT WAS HEARTBREAKING AND IT SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BUT IT WAS AND GAH

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9th March 2014

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He hadn’t bothered to look up before, but he knew that voice. He spun around on his stool, grinning as Kez crossed over to him. He hauled her close into a tight embrace. “Jesus Christ, where’ve you been? I thought you might’ve drowned yourself in tea or something.”

She laughed as he pulled her into a hug, arms going around him to return the embrace. “Well, I’ve not drowned in tea, but there’s a slight chance of suffocation if you don’t let up a little, darling.” Grinning, she extracted herself a little, ruffling at Tony’s hair. “God, I’ve missed you.”

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8th March 2014

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"Normally I’d ask who the hell let you up here, especially when I’m in work mode, but first, grab me those blueprints off the workbench there. I’m in the middle of something."

"And here I thought you’d have missed me, luv," Kez reached an arm out to snag the blueprint, eyes flicking over it vaguely and taking nothing in before passing it on to Tony with a wide grin. "Long time no see, Tony. Whachu workin’ on?"

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20th January 2014

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nikolestarling said: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and send to 10 of your favorite followers. :)

This has been in my ask for a whiiiiiiilleee.

1) I have a broad spectrum of general knowledge.

2) I have pretty eyes?

3) I am master of the feline race.

4) I have been told I have a good sense of humour.

5) I can reach things my mum can’t.

Now, instead of putting it in ask boxes, because I’m lazy, I’m tagging you.

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13th November 2013

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(( oh hey I got some candy cane flavored pop rocks that I’m gonna send you three for Christmas. Just FYI. XD ))

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I will finally make and send that pie. Hopefully XD

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12th November 2013

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dimlylitclown said: "You are my Tony now. I lay claim for matters of Kez-ness. I mean, Anthony can still do what he wants, but you, Tony. You are mine. First order of business? Snuggles."

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"For matters of Kez-ness, huh? Well, I guess I don’t have the authority to override Kez-ness." He grinned, tugging her into a tight embrace. "Looks like I’m all yours. At least until Loki starts getting possessive again."

She wrinkled her nose. “I could do so many things but unfortunately your counterpart, your God and possible feelings of incest prevent it. Which is truly a shame.” She snorted, rolling her eyes. “Because we’d blatantly be so hot together.” She finished drily. Kez’s face crumpled as Tony spoke of what had happened in her absence, worrying on her lip as she tried to sift through all the thoughts suddenly dashing through her mind into some form of coherence. In lieu of her ability to react to his news, her arms wrapped around his neck again, burying her face between her arm and Tony’s face, squeezing him close to her.

"I think those last two are the biggest threat at this point. My counterpart is kind of flaming gay and therefore not at all interested in anything that would require you to be in bed with me." He smiled, but it didn’t last long before the more serious subject chased it away. He squeezed her closer, arms around her waist. "Hey, hey, Kez, don’t worry about me. I’m fine, you know. And you should really focus on that last part. The part where I proposed to the God of Mischief and didn’t get set on fire. Cause I like that part more than the other parts."

"He may at least find the boobs amusing in a vague way, but, yeah. There’s nothing here to interest him. Well, unless I remember how to make pie. I apparently make a good pie… Which wouldn’t actually end up with bed… Okay, I’ve confused myself there." Wriggling closer into Tony’s embrace, she let out a soft huff of laughter. "You know he’s too much of a sap when it comes to you to even contemplate setting you on fire. He’s a secret romantic. But that is definitely an awesome part. The awesomest." She wriggled a hand out of the hug to gently prod Tony in the side. "And I better be involved in any wedding there may or may not be."

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